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MEOW MEOW The new album. 31 songs, every word “meow.” Out 20 November.Listen first →
BREAKING Vincent gains a second fan by Christmas? 99% ▲ 81%BREAKING Is it the same Gwen? 64% ▲ 21%BREAKING Al starts the next World Cup match? 41% ▲ 15%BREAKING Sleeping-cats track on “Meow Meow”? 63% ▲ 15%BREAKING “Meow Meow” No. 1 on 20 November? 91% ▲ 12%BREAKING Will Merlot come down before Friday? 23% ▼ 12%BREAKING Vincent spotted in a crowd again by December? 88% ▲ 10%BREAKING Most Skydale musicians replaced by cats by 2027? 34% ▲ 9%
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Most read

  1. 1Vincent: “Once You Become Famous, You Can Say Whatever Kind of Stupid Shit and Get an Article Written About It”
  2. 2Vincent Predicts a Massive Number of Musicians Will Be Replaced by Cats
  3. 3Skydale’s Cats Have Recorded Every Vincent Song. Every Word Is “Meow.”
  4. 4Wizard Told Troll “You Shall Not Pass.” Wizard Is Now Floating.
  5. 5Students Ran a Betting Ring on Schoolyard Fights. One Teacher Bet Twenty “on the Girl.”