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MEOW MEOW The new album. 31 songs, every word “meow.” Out 20 November.Listen first →
BREAKING Vincent gains a second fan by Christmas? 99% ▲ 81%BREAKING Is it the same Gwen? 64% ▲ 21%BREAKING Al starts the next World Cup match? 41% ▲ 15%BREAKING “Meow Meow” No. 1 on 20 November? 91% ▲ 12%BREAKING Will Merlot come down before Friday? 23% ▼ 12%BREAKING Most Skydale musicians replaced by cats by 2027? 34% ▲ 9%BREAKING Spiderwitch caught before Halloween ends? 2% ▼ 9%BREAKING Does the machine on the Set really cry? 50% ▼ 7%

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Saturday, 31 October 2026

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Skydale Voices

Bill Gates has made another prediction about AI. What do you think?

If a man that rich says the horse should be worried, I’m worried for the horse.
Ida Brenner, 54, Farrier
We don’t have AI. We have Mrs. Odile. She has never once told me I’d be replaced.
Tobin Marsh, 31, Library regular
I’ll listen to his predictions when he predicts the toll. It’s one coin. It’s always one coin.
Bridge Troll, age unknown, Toll collector

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Skydale Markets

What Skydale is betting on. Mika keeps the book.

New Bill Gates AI prediction before Sunday?
97% chance
▲ 4%$1.3M Vol. Yes 97¢No 3¢
“Meow Meow” No. 1 on 20 November?
91% chance
▲ 12%$212k Vol. Yes 91¢No 9¢
Most Skydale musicians replaced by cats by 2027?
34% chance
▲ 9%$88k Vol. Yes 34¢No 66¢
Will Merlot come down before Friday?
23% chance
▼ 12%$41k Vol. Yes 23¢No 77¢
Is it the same Gwen?
64% chance
▲ 21%$77k Vol. Yes 64¢No 36¢

Most read

  1. 1Vincent: “Once You Become Famous, You Can Say Whatever Kind of Stupid Shit and Get an Article Written About It”
  2. 2Vincent Predicts a Massive Number of Musicians Will Be Replaced by Cats
  3. 3Skydale’s Cats Have Recorded Every Vincent Song. Every Word Is “Meow.”
  4. 4Wizard Told Troll “You Shall Not Pass.” Wizard Is Now Floating.
  5. 5Students Ran a Betting Ring on Schoolyard Fights. One Teacher Bet Twenty “on the Girl.”

The Dobuki 10

Most played on this side of the screen this week

  1. 1Drama Queen9 wks
  2. 2Timid Girl
  3. 3Here Comes the Troll
  4. 4드라마 퀸 (Drama Queen)new
  5. 5Your Corner of the Galaxy
  6. 6Hello
  7. 7Take Me With You
  8. 8Everyday, Everyday
  9. 9Spiderwitch
  10. 10Stars Falling From the Sky

Coming 20 November: “Meow Meow,” the whole chart, in cat.

Listen to the chart →