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Birthday Cake Explodes on Café Terrace; Student Goes Over the Railing, Then Gets Back Up

Witnesses describe confetti, a scream, and a fall that turned out to involve a cushion.

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By our Town Reporter

· 1 min read

The young man who went over the railing

A birthday celebration on a second-floor café terrace in Skydale ended on Saturday when the cake exploded.

The cake had been brought by a Skydale High student for a boy’s birthday. Shortly after it was set down, it went off, by remote control, in a burst of cream and confetti. The young woman who had brought it is reported to have said one short word very loudly, then chased the young man responsible across the terrace. He went over the railing into the street below.

He then got up. Bystanders who rushed to help found him lying on a cushion with a packet of fake blood. The young woman’s hand was cut by a glass that broke during the incident. Her online account was deleted from her own phone while she was being treated. The young man denies everything, and was heard to observe: “Huh. You’re still getting likes.”

The café has not been named, at its own request.

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3 Comments

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Café owner Name withheldEditor’s Pick

We have repainted the terrace. Twice. The confetti is still coming out of the railings.

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Mika BookmakerReader PickMarket maker

If you had him getting back up, congratulations. Collect at the usual place.

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Sgt. Pell Skydale Constabulary

The cushion has been taken into evidence.

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