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Over There, Investors Beat a Robot With Folding Chairs. It Did Not Spill the Wine.

On the Set this week: a machine that walks, a demonstration that went wrong, and a glass that stayed full.

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By our Screen Correspondent

· 1 min read

A machine that walks, or rolls, photographed on the Other Side among the chairs. It has not been told about the chairs.

Viewers of the Set were shown an unusual business meeting this week.

A young engineer on the Other Side had built a machine that walks on two legs, and invited a room of investors to watch it work. It carried a full glass of wine across the room. It was chased. It fell. It did not spill a drop.

The investors then picked up folding chairs and beat it until it stopped moving, and for a while after that.

Viewers here have been trying to work out what this was for. Some think it was a test. Others think it was a negotiation. The chair of the town council, who has opinions on thinking machines, said it was “the most sensible thing I have seen anyone over there do with one.”

The engineer, we understand, went on to work somewhere called CyberCon. We will keep watching.

3 Comments

CA
Councillor Abernathy Town councilEditor’s Pick

I stand by what I said. Very sensible. Though I would have liked to keep the wine.

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Picture House usher Ferrule Street

Our folding chairs are not for sale, before anyone asks. Three people have asked.

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Desmond R. Upper QuarterReader Pick

It didn’t spill a drop. Think about that.

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