Man Erased His Ex From His Memory, Met Her on Monday, Fell in Love Again
“Dili-dili-dili. Dili-delete.” Then the déjà vu started.
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A Skydale man who paid to have every memory of his former girlfriend removed reports that the procedure worked perfectly, right up until Monday.
He had heard about it from a friend who had done the same. The process, he says, is simple and makes a small sound, roughly “dili-dili-dili, dili-delete.” When it was over he felt light, free, and slightly hungry.
On Monday, at the bus stop, he met a woman he had never seen before. He felt an odd sense of déjà vu. They talked. He asked her out. She said yes, and then, after a long pause, asked whether he was serious.
The clinic says this happens more often than people think, and that it does not offer refunds.
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2 Comments
He doesn’t know that I did the same thing a week before he did. Don’t tell him.
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No refunds. Also no comment.
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