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Dinosaur Leaves Museum Through the Wall; Two Others Already Halfway Down the Street

The museum says it had been asking them to use the door for years.

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By our Science Desk

· 1 min read

The exit, as it now stands. The door is about forty feet to the left.

A long-necked dinosaur left the Skydale Museum on Thursday morning by walking through the front wall, staff say, leaving a hole in the shape of a dinosaur and a great deal of loose brick.

Two smaller dinosaurs had apparently gone ahead earlier and were found standing on the lawn outside, looking at the street. All three are now behind a low railing put up by the museum, which says this is “for everyone’s benefit, including the railing’s.”

Museum staff say the dinosaurs had been restless since hearing that the Skydale Zoo has dinosaurs of its own, now sharing an enclosure with polar bears, a robot nobody remembers buying, and, until recently, a group of naked time travellers.

“They want to visit,” a keeper said. “We’ve told them it’s across town. They don’t really do across town.”

The museum has decided not to repair the wall for now. Visitors are asked to use the door, which is to the left and much smaller.

Related: Naked Time Travellers Found in City Zoo

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Skydale Zoo OfficialEditor’s Pick

We have room. The polar bears have been told. The robot seems excited.

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A bricklayer Lower QuarterReader PickHolds 300 NO · Wall repaired by Christmas

They said leave it. I’ve never been told to leave a wall before. I don’t know what to do with my hands.

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One of the time travellers Formerly of the zoo

This wasn’t us. We checked the list.

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